About Me
My background
This isn't me. You can tell because I'd have killed myself a long time ago if I ever wore a beanie or gym shoes with jeans. I also, discouragingly, don't hike up to the top of the Appalachian mountains to live my best life playing guitar by myself outside as much as I should. If a douche strums a chord in a forest and no one is around to hear it, is he #seen and #valid?
Who I am
I am the owner of a website that is slower than Helen Keller's learning curve.
Things I love
I love #gainz and like, #bro things, and #sportball and #my mom except she's dead. Also, pre-trial diversion would have been nice.